Income Gap

What do you think: The Widening Income Gap at the Onion:

"What does 'rich' or 'poor' even mean? And before you start, I don't want to hear any of that 'annual household income' nonsense."

"If this keeps up, I might finally be able to hire myself a white maid."

"I realize that, historically, phrases like 'massive redistribution of wealth' are usually accompanied by rivers of blood. That said, it's about time for a massive redistribution of wealth."