Tootin' my own horn.

Hey, I just got this thing:

We are honored to inform you that
You have been selected to receive
the PRAISE Award!

Your fellow employees at "company withheld" wish to recognize your diligence
and hard work and say THANK YOU Samuel!

The PRAISE program (Public Recognition for Achievement of
Individual Supreme Effort) recognizes invaluable employees who go above
and beyond their scope of responsibility and whose goals, performance and
achievements place them as leaders among their peers.

Awarded quarterly, you are among a distinguished group who have
identified and tackled challenges or opportunities; overcame obstacles and
barriers; used creativity, ingenuity, perseverance and empowerment; and
went above and beyond the expectations of management.

Congratulations!
As a winner you will
receive a $### gift card and you are now eligible for the yearly award of
$####.

So, now it's off to lunch.