Friday, July 29, 2005

Humor

They're doing musician jokes at The Corner today. I liked the guitarist jokes:
How do you get a guitarist to stop playing? Put sheet music in front of him.

How do you get a guitarist evicted from his apartment?
Get his girlfriend fired.

How do you get a guitarist out of your apartment?
Run out of weed.

I also liked this:
Karl Rove engineered Bill Frist's reversal on stem cells to take the heat off of the John Roberts nomination which was timed to take the heat off of the Valerie Plame investigation which was timed to take the heat off of the John Bolton fight which was timed to take the heat off of the problems in Iraq which was timed to take the heat off of the fact...my head hurts.

Tuesday, July 19, 2005

I want a monkey

I read this a couple of weeks ago, then lost the link. I found it, it's pretty funny. I'll steal the punch-line.
PS. The gays should be able to be married and stuff. And being mean to the environment is wrong too because of the greenhouses also. we should also get to have more pets. I want a monkey.

Thursday, July 07, 2005

Happy Birthday to me.

I'm 35 today. Half-way to seventy.