Thursday, February 16, 2006

Steve Martin...

...on Cheney.
Vice President Dick Cheney, while hunting wild geese in the Rose Garden,
accidentally shot President Bush twice, once in the heart and once in the head.
"I didn't really shoot the President twice," said Cheney. "The second time I
shot him, I was president. It wasn't until my third shot, where I accidentally
shot my own foot, that I had shot the president twice.
I was officially injured and unable to govern, when Dennis
Hastert came in, and stepped on the butt handle of the rifle causing it to swing
up like a rake and shoot his hair off. I guess I'm officially responsible for
that too, meaning I shot the acting president for a total of three occupants of
the oval office. I'm not proud, but it is a record."

Saturday, February 04, 2006

Brokeback to the future